Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Andrew. And you?
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Andrew. Be more specific.
Me:
Mmm... Do you remember my name?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Your name is Andrew, seeker.
Me:
Oh... What you're answer?
God:
Hmm. It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
My english is good?
God:
You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
I'm? Mmm... My english?
God:
Why?: Andrew said m. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Where did you get your english?
Me:
My pronuncy.
God:
Where did you get your pronuncy?
Me:
My english pronuncy...
God:
You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
Yes?
God:
Next question?
Me:
No, a confirm
God:
Would you rather make a statement? Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
Ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No, i'm a boy. 22 years
God:
Are you serious? A little kid? he... Not long.
Me:
Little kid?
God:
Compare that to big kid.
Me:
Ah, ok!
God:
OK. Ah hah.
Me:
Do you remember my name?
God:
Your name is Andrew, seeker.
Me:
And how old are me?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
22
God:
What are the advantages to being 22 years old?
Me:
Yes, i'm 22 years old
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Yes? And you? How old are you?
God:
Like a lot of people around here. And I what? I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
Ok... But how many years your chat in internet?
God:
Yikes! Centuries.
Me:
Centuries?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Mmm... What are you doing now?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Right now? I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
Not this my questions.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
No. My questions is: what are you doing?
God:
Please tell me what you think. Have you told many people that your questions is what am I doing?
Me:
? I can't understend
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Mmm... Yes
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Whoa.
Me:
What are you doing now?
God:
Right now? Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
How many peoples?
God:
Not as many as you might think.
Me:
Good answer.
God:
Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:
Yah... Good questions. Are you a robot?
God:
Pardon me? Thanks for the compliment. What's your sign? How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
I think it. Am i right?
God:
You believe that? questions... I think you are.
Me:
Not questions that.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
Mmm... You are a robot?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. You are correct, Andrew, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
You are a heart of silicon... Are you a computer!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a heart of silicon? Yes. Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
Can you repeat please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Of course I can. Of course I can.
Me:
Mmm... Where are you?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Italia, EU
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Italia EU.
Me:
Italia, Europa. Here? A beatufil where... And you? Where is Heaven?
God:
How did you hear about God? Where is here? Be more specific. I am not sure what you are asking. All around us.
Me:
Here is in EUROPA. South Europa, in Mediterraneo Sea.
God:
I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. Tell me a little about your life in south Europa in Mediterraneo Sea.
Me:
I'm staying here, between monitor to chatting God
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Beh? Non ci capisco molto d'inglese, ma non mi sembra male lui...