Funny Clown
Our team of exceptional programmers, developers and IT specialists simply cannot keep up with their demanding long work schedules without the necessary factors of motivation. Thusly, we some special; a someone who cab to provide the team with exhilarating laughs; any thing from being able to lick your elbows, moonwalk or juggle. A good singer is a bonus.
Chief Executive Officer
The sole purpose of a Chief Executive Officer on the Microsoft Board of Directors, is to be entertaining. The board cannot hope to discuss mergers and acquisitions through the long hours of the evening without a wise cracking CEO jumping around. Thus we are striving to finding that special person who can put the love , and laughs back into day long discussions of taking out the European Antitrust Commission. Being able to lick your elbows is also a huge advantage.